Village Voice June/July 2012 | Page 19

And it's still a lucky happy place. If you don't believe me, go and read the War Memorial in the church with 44 names on it. And the inscription above: “In grateful thanks that so many were preserved in danger and spared to return to their homes.” The surnames are familiar. Only three died in the first war and one in the second. We count our blessings. sharp, you know the sort of thing?” He should, his boss had done Mary Quant’s hair. I pictured myself leaving the salon looking like Mary. An hour or so later, I left London, ££££ lighter, but happy with my new hairstyle. When I got home I went straight to the mirror. What had happened? It was awful. A pinhead on top of a beanpole! I burst into tears. Thank goodness I was leaving the country next week! John Sargent THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL I was saddened to read in May of the death of Vidal Sassoon, hairdresser to the stars. I didn’t know him, but I once had my hair cut in his salon, and the story became a dinner-party regular of mine for years. It was back in the 70s. I was due to go and live in California for a year, and fancied treating myself to a really good cut before I went. My then sister-in-law said: “Ooh, you must go to my hairdresser – he’s Vidal Sassoon’s top stylist in London. I’ll make an appointment if you like.” So off I went to catch the Tube into town. The stylist was having a bad day. He had a streaming cold and was running late with his clients. “How would you like your hair today?” he asked a trifle impatiently, sniffing disdainfully at my shaggy locks. Trying to sound as if I went there every week I said something like: “I think I’ll have a complete change. Short, At least six months of ‘growing out’ later I was shopping in Nordstrom (the California woman’s favourite department store, where they even had a pianist at a grand piano on the first floor). An American woman came up to me. “Excuse me, I was just admiring your hair – I love it. Do you mind my asking where you got it cut? I’d love to go there.” It had been a small price to pay for such a moment. “Not at all,” I said. “Vidal Sassoon, Bond Street, London, England!” And swept away feeling like a million dollars! Belle Walker LESS SUCCESSFUL ASPECTS OF MY BUSINESS CAREER Bighton is stuffed full of success, so I thought I might redress the balance. When I was about 35, I was appointed a director of an insurance company and a bank, and became the chairman of a group of estate agents. How so? (indeed, “Why so?” I hear you cry, dear reader). 17