Village Voice February/March 2012 | Page 23

BRIGHTON BELLE What is it with me and football crowds? The last thing you expect on a weekend break to Brighton is to get mixed up with a bunch of drunken football supporters – and it had all started so well. Our girl was acting in an amateur production of The Winter’s Tale (W. Shakespeare) and given that she had travelled regularly from Cambridgeshire to Haywards Heath for rehearsals and then to Brighton for the performances, we felt the least we could do was get down there and support her. She joined us at our B&B for the weekend and we walked her up to the Nightingale Theatre each night. Now I don’t know how well you know Brighton, but the Nightingale is a tiny theatre in the upstairs of a pub opposite Brighton Station. Can you see where this is leading? Our walk on Saturday evening, around 6pm, took us past several pubs overflowing with sports fans straight from the game. Don’t ask me which teams they supported – I assume one was Brighton and Hove Albion, but I’m not up on those stripey scarves, so I couldn’t tell you who the other team were. Suffice to say that they spilled onto the pavement and were quite loud. Rounding the corner at the top of the hill, there were yellow jackets as far as the eye could see – the police were out in force. We pushed through a group of three or four to get in the pub door. The staff told us that the theatre door wouldn’t open until 7.15, so out we went again. (My Personal Handyman didn’t want to drink in the bar after his experience there the night before: he had walked