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Jokes of the Day!( from http:// kids. yahoo. com / jokes)
1. What do you call ham that you really want?
A: Pork-you-pine! 2. What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
A: Hip-hop! 3. What color is a burp?
A: Burple! 4. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh! 5. What do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?
A: You can’ t tell me off for something I didn’ t do! 6. Where do horses live?
A: In neigh-borhoods! 7. What’ s black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with a rash! 8. Why did the man freeze his money?
A: He wanted cold, hard cash!
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