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VICIOUS CANDY MAGAZINE www.VICIOUSCANDY.com Preview Issue V C From the first time we saw her you knew Brienne was nothing to mess with. From Loras Tyrell to the three men on the backrounds to Kings Landing and even the Hound, everybody who got in her way got a beatdown or worse. Only Jaime was the exception and that was only due to the chains he wore or else I'm sure he would've had his chance to get schooled. In real life I know you know a girl like this, you hear it all the time from girls you may know or fights you've seen in school. Hopefully you were smart enough to stay on her good side. Or fast enough like Mike Epps on Next Friday to avoid her clutches. REAL LIFE BABY D HATE TO SEE THE HOE GO As Theon watched Ros ride off into the sunset so to speak on her way to Kings Landing, there were two things that reminded me of real life. One, that Theon is like many men who think they are the best lay ever only to be reminded by a sex worker that he's not. And two, as long as there are men and women, men will always fall in love with a whore. Reminds of the scene from Harlem Nights where Della Reese said "pussy so good, if you throw it up in there air it'll turn to sunshine". PAGE 55