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make copies, it is wise to first inquire regarding the edicts of the town. It is equally a sin to open a book in a town where no self-copies are allowed as it is to presume that a clerk is there to make copies for you in a do-it-yourself town. Likewise, depending on the town, pointing out recording errors can either make you a hero or a villain, so it is best to get the lay of the land immediately. One lawyer recalls a clerk that was especially unsolicitous to lawyers coming from afar, as well as IRS agents poking their noses into land records, as if that were inappropriate. At this office one had to ask to have the lights turned on, again as if this were above and beyond. To not put them out entirely, one lawyer found the most expeditious way to enlist the assistance of the new town clerk was to be sure to stop at the general store and bring a boxed dozen Freihofer donuts. The hours are often up to the clerk. One attorney relayed this conversation: I Am Legend TC: I’ve got to go pick up my daughter at the end of her shift as a chambermaid. Just close the door when you’re done. Me: Okay, I’ll lock the vault too. TC: (emphatically) Geez, don’t do that—no one knows the combination! When searching in Vermont, it is important to know the quirks of the clerks themselves. While many of these next sets of members’ stories are about clerks from past decades, it still rings true that no two clerks are alike. Even today, before a searcher starts manhandling books to www.vtbar.org The lawyer eventually finished the search THE VERMONT BAR JOURNAL • SUMMER 2015 and had started to leave, but was too curious about the vault door. Carefully swinging the vault door partially closed to get a look at the front, the searcher saw many layers of old yellowed scotch tape plastered over the combination dial to hold it in position. Another clerk’s office was only open two hours per week, which made it impossible to “call ahead” when the drive time to the office approached two hours. In order to verify being open, searchers from afar would have to call ahead between the hours of 9-11 AM exactly one week before they wanted to arrive. Even this method proved not to be foolproof when the attorney went the following Tuesday after a call and found the office locked. The clerk had a problem with the school bus she drove and did not open, thereby wasting the attorney’s trip. Often, even calling the same day may not work—one attorney recalled arriving at a town only to find a hurried note taped to the door that the clerk had closed because of a sick horse. There were many stories, or perhaps urban (rural?) myths, regarding the need to remain on a clerk’s “good side.” One attorney recalls being called by clerks on more than one occasion about a document that was missing a witness or an acknowledgement giving the attorney a chance to correct before she or he would record it. On the other hand, the same attorney has Tales from the Crypt (Vault) the store and the clerk’s office and land records were on the US side of the line. The office had a collection of American and Canadian flags attached to the ceiling of t