Ask VanSickle
Q: Dear VanSickle, how does one get swag?- Mike VanSickle
Thanks for the question Mike! From my experience one gets swag by wearing any hat that you own backwards or to the side. Having lots of money and "making it rain" is also a good way to have your swagger meter go up. Taking selfies and posting them to social media is also a great way to become a swag god! Good luck and may the swag be with you.
Q: Dear VanSickle, would you mind telling a funny joke?- Ron Paul
How about a tell you a couple.
2 guys walked in the bar the 3rd guy ducked.
Why did Sally fall from the swing?- She had no arms.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?- He was hit by a bus.
What is red and smells like blue paint?- Red Paint.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
How do you confuse a blond?- Paint yourslef green and throw forks at her.
How do you make a plumber cry?- Kill his family.