Jonathon Macoon
by Alfred Underhill
ACT I: Scene 1
MARGORIE
Harold, have you seen Jonathon? I need to give him a talking to.
HAROLD
I haven't seen much of him since I got home. Something the matter?
MARGORIE
I almost broke my neck on his skateboard again. He left it in the garage right next to
where I get out of my car.
HAROLD
That kid. [sigh] He's not in his room?
MARGORIE
No, I checked there first.
HAROLD
That's strange. And he's not watching TV?
MARGORIE
No, I checked. He's not out front or in the back yard either. I really want to give him
a piece of my mind.
HAROLD
[Inattentively] Mmm-Hmm...
MARGORIE
Harold! This is serious! I almost ended up in the hospital, and we don't know where
our son is. Put down The Sun and help me find him.
HAROLD
[Sighing] Okay, I'll help you find Johnny.