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awards? And what advice can you give to those applying for the same award? Q. Using only three words how would you come to describe yourself as a writer? JA: Applying for awards is easy. I have done it countless times. In the case of the Hudson Prize, I’d actually submitted five other collections that same year. The key to winning prize is to submit early and often. Or to blackmail the judges.... If you can obtain photographs of the judging in compromising positions, it works wonders on the selection process.... JA: Seeking a patron. Q. Scouting for the Reaper is a fascinating collection of short stories that you have written. Each character facing their own unanticipated challenge. A very intriguing book to read for all. What were your challenges in writing this series if any? JA: Thanks for the kind words. You have probably single-handedly doubled my readership, so I am grateful. The greatest challenge for me, in writing, is always stopping before I make a mess of things. I had a tendency to write too much. To stop myself, I focus upon all of the squid who died heroically to make my ink possible.... Q. How many short stories would you say that you have published so far? JA: I believe that I have published 215 stories. My secret fantasy is to become a famous writer and to die suddenly, having claimed to have published 215 stories, while actually having published only 214. I can picture all of these literary scholars scouring the planet for the missing story….Alas, I am not going to be famous, and I actually have published 215 stories, so I planned this poorly. Q. Your writing career has definitely launched off successfully. What hardships, if any, have you faced when writing your books and getting them published? JA: A shortage of vowels. I suppose Vanna White has cornered the market. Q. I have read one of your novels called Wedding Wipeout. It was full of humor, mystery, and suspense. I loved it. How did you come about writing this humorous Jewish mystery? JA: Honestly, I’m very close to my grandmother – she’s now 94 years old – and I wanted to write a book that she could enjoy. Alas, she only reads Jewish mysteries and sagas about Tudor England. At the time, I thought I’d made a wise choice. Clearly, I did not. Just think: I could have been the Jewish Hilary Mantel! Q. In Phoning Home, your collection of essays, has a wide range of amazing stories and insights into your family life. Can you tell us readers a bit more about this interesting new book of yours? JA: Phoning Home is a very personal book. It shares all the secrets I would not want my mother to know. My mother, incidentally, has been forbidden from reading the book. (If you know her, and you share its contents with her, you will be attacked by pestilence and pirates.) I also discuss some of the bioethical dilemmas that I have encountered as a hospital psychiatrist. But my favorite part of the