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it is, and I did this to further show how mentally deranged he is as a character. Showing up, almost out of nowhere, with a huge chip on his shoulder towards every character, he doesn’t make much sense. And the reader doesn’t necessarily have to understand his motives entirely. All they have to know is, he has a connection with Rosetta. His motives seem clear, but at the heart of things, they really don’t make much sense. He just shows up to f*** s*** up, and it’s strange, but it’s meant to be strange because he is a mentally unstable character. Q. Where can readers find you online and find your brilliantly well written novel to buy? RH: My book is off the market, currently, because I have signed with a publisher, and it is getting edited. I have been told that it will be back up and for sale August 18th Meet Jacob Appel cringes even when not being shocked. But then I realized it wasn’t a scam and I felt vindicated. As your readers may know, the Dundee International Book Award is based on Scotland. I had always believed the Scots to be a superior people, endowed with impeccable taste—and they proved me right! Q. For those of us readers who haven't read your first novel, can you tell us briefly what it's about and where we can find it online? JA: The book features Arnold Brinkman, a liberal botanist from New York City who takes his son to a Yankees game and gets caught sticking out his tongue on the Jumbotron during the singing of God Bless America. Soon he is branded a terrorist sympathizer and must go into hiding in Central Park…. You can always get my books on Amazon, but if you’re looking to enter heaven, you should order them at your local bookstore. Q. How did you come about writing novels in the mystery/ humor/ comedy genres? Q. Your first novel, The Man Who Wouldn't Stand Up, won the Dundee International Book Award in 2012. Can you describe how the moment felt when you found out? JA: At first, I was suspicious. I figured it must be some kind of Nigerian 419 scam. So many publishers had rejected the book that I was like one of those dogs in the learned helplessness experiments who JA: I’d always thought of myself as a serious novelist. Yet you have to possess a certain gravitas to write a serious novel – like Tolstoy or Proust. At a minimum, you have to look like John Kerry. The gravitas standards for comedy writers are a bit more lax – Vonnegut, J. P. Donleavy, Woody Allen. My choices were either purchase a tie or write humor, and I took the road less asphyxiating. Q. Your short story collection, Scouting for the Reaper, won the 2012 Hudson Prize. What is it like applying for such