UJ Zimsoc Issue 2 | Seite 18

SOCIAL I AM A ZIMBA BWEAN NELLIE ZEM BE I like to use th e p h rase “ I am a Zim babw ean” just to em p h asiz e h ow uniq ue th at m akes m e.I can use it because I live h ere, im ag ine h ow stup id th at w ould sound ifI w as say ing it to anoth er Zim bo tirikuZim babw e.But h ere, I use it w ith an air ofp rid e and som etim es an obvious sm irk.Let m e ty p e it one m ore tim e so y ou can feelw h at I am referring to… “ I am a Zim babw ean” . W h en I sayI am a Zim babw ean, I’m not referring to m y nationality .O fcourse th e p h rase m eans I w as born in Zim babw e but it’s m yansw er to every th ing , w ell m ost q uestions... Job interview : Potentialem p loy er:Tellus a little bit about y ourself M e:I am a Zim babw ean… A lth oug h I m ust ad m it, th is one is not alw ay s a h it and I’ve learnt to be very tactfulw ith th is one because th e reaction from th e p otentialem p loy er can be 1 of2 extrem es.Th e truth is… and no h ard feeling s but th e craz iness ofBEE scores and xenop h obia p uts us at a d isad vantag e.Alth oug h y ouw ill never h ear m e sayI’m som eth ing th at I’m not because w h eth er I g et th e job or not, I am w h at I am and I am a Zim babw ean.For th e job th at I am in now th is is h ow th e interview w ent: Potentialem p loy er:Tellus a little bit about y ourself M e:I am Zim babw ean… Current em p loy er:Fantastic, Zim babw eans are such h ard w orkers, I w illd e nitelynot h ave any p roblem s w ith y ou* laug h s* It w as alm ost as ifth e p h rase ‘I am a Zim babw ean’ carried som e w ell-know n m eaning th at every one h ad com e to und erstand .W e are loy aland h ard w orking , but above all, w e are exible p eop le because and ‘blessed U J ZIM SOC | ISSU E 2 /18 “Job interview: Potential employer: Tell us a little bit about yourself Me: I am a Zimbabwean…” are th e exible, for th eysh allnot be bent out of sh ap e’.Long storysh ort, I g ot th e job :).H ard w ork is actuallyth e onlyop tion m ost ofus Zim bos h ave. It d oes h elp th at w e are veryintellectualbut m ost ofit is p ure h ard w ork. Speaking English Strang er:Yousp eakso w ell, w h ere are y oufrom ? M e:I am a Zim babw ean * sm irk* Th is one d oesn’t need an exp lanation, being Zim babw ean forces y outo be articulate.W h en w e sp eak, w e d o not stum ble, w e d o not p ause unnecessarilybecause th e w ord is d ifficult to nd , w e p ause for th e d ram atic effect ofsavouring th e m om ent e rig h t after w e h ave used a big w ord * sm irk* .Even w h en w e are accused ofh aving a strong accent (like really ), th e fact is th e actual w ord s being sp oken are alw ay s im p eccable. I m ean, h ave y ou listened to our p resid ent sp eak? Swimming: Som eh ow South Africans like asking th is q uestion...to w h ich I resp ond “ H aw u! I am Zim babw ean m os?” Cooking: Everytim e I m eet a g uyI can alm ost g uarantee th at w ith in a few m inutes, I w illh ave to answ er th e q uestion ofw h eth er or not I can cook.I d on’t know w h at it is but I’m sure th e lad ies know w h at I’m talking about.