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Dear Vindictive Vin, Is it wrong to guilt my gf into having sex 22 times a month? Let me expand on that. I read guys need to ejaculate on average 22 times a month to prevent prostate cancer. Now, I don ' t wank and she knows it, but I also don ' t want to die from cancer. We have passionate sex most of the times, but some other times I feel she ' s doing it just to keep me alive. I’ m sorry I even told her about the 22 times thing now; or am I? Cheers,
Mike Hollister
Dear Mike, First of all, allow me to thank you for spreading the word. What you read was right, and as it so happens, men need to ejaculate at least 21 times a month in order to lower our risk of developing prostate cancer. Says who? Says Harvard, that’ s who. This isn’ t some bullshit that horny men use to get more action in the sack, there is actually a scientific basis behind this fact. This all well and good, but what I don’ t understand is your inability to masturbate. WTF? Are you saying that you didn’ t choke the chicken even once in your life? Or are you one of those who simply believe that pleasuring yourself is a waste of time? It is simply a matter of choosing between being alive and getting cancer. It’ s an actual no-brainer. I don’ t know about you, but I’ d wank myself to death rather than increase my risk of getting prostate cancer. But here’ s something you need to think about: as it turns out, women think about sex more often than men, and we can thank the internet for that. You know what this means, right? This means that it’ s time to stock up on those MaleExtra and VigRX pills, because apparently your lady is probably hornier than you think. With that in mind, you don’ t need to feel guilty about pressuring your lady to have sex 22 times a month. On the other hand- and I’ m sure the ladies out there will agree- your girlfriend should be thankful that you want more sex than a male rabbit. Let me give you a helpful tip: women feel hornier during the night, while men are most likely to get an erection during the early hours of the morning. Your dong can get some action in the morning, and let your tongue do the hard work at night. Simple, right? It’ s like shooting two birds with a single stone, and you don’ t need the strength and endurance of Usain Bolt to pull this off. Keep in mind that sex is a two-way street. Real men drink beer, but it takes a different kind of man to pleasure a woman. Thank God the tongue is actually the hardest organ in the human body. I’ m sure your girlfriend wouldn’ t mind you humping her like a sex-starved convict for every day of the week, as long as you return the deed with some tongue action.
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