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5 Beers that suck

3Cloudwater, Pioneer Lager Have you ever drunk Manchester rain water? It ain’ t great. 3.4

1Corona Cero It ' s a good warm up for when you need to drink your own piss on a raft in the middle of the ocean. 2.1

2Lowlander, White Ale Elderflower, chamomile and teddy bear’ s tears. It’ s a great beer to have at a picnic on a rainbow. 3.3

4Magic Rock, Salty Kiss You can brew your own, just drop 2 Alka-Seltzer into a pint of water and add a shot of cheap tequila. 5.0

5Camden, Strawberry Lager Loud people hate this beer because they don ' t believe in subtlety. 6.4

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