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SE: Wow, The Queen. Because, listen, no matter what, she’ d stuck to her guns, she’ s always flown the flag, she’ s looked after her family. She’ s been through terrible times, but she is the coolest person on this fucking planet. Because when you look over brands, the brand is the brand, and she’ s always looked over the brand of The Great Britain.
PH: What’ s the most stoned you’ ve ever been? SE: One of the funniest times of all was when branded Wickes building supplies. We went to Nottingham and the film Tron just came out. A friend of mine had brought up this acid and said‘ This is the best fucking acid on the fucking planet’. We made the big mistake of going to watch Tron on acid, and mate, I was in that fucking movie. I was glowing yellow in a Kawasaki 2500 and I was driving through people’ s veins for about 7 hours. Then back at the hotel suite, I grabbed a step ladder, a 2H pencil and I drew a frozen lake castle from a movie I was working on named Dark Crystal.
PH: What’ s the shittiest band in the world? SE: No one’ s ever asked me that before. The shittiest band in the world is the Beatles. Can you imagine ever going to one of their concerts for fuck sake!?
At this point, we all laughed and trashed the Beatles for a good 10 min.
PH: That was awesome, so who is your favourite band then? SE: I love Talking Heads. They’ re original, they capture a period in time, and they were very inventive and very entertaining to watch.
PH: What’ s your biggest pet peeve about how people dress? SE: Because we come from a poor Jewish family, I had this Aunt who always saved her best dresses for special occasions. She died and I never saw her wear those dresses. That is why I told my Mum ' I’ m going to dress as if every day is a special occasion and the party will come to me '. So get your silver shoes and get that jacket on because every day is a special occasion.
Like Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel, that’ s hilarious.
PH: Finally, New York or London, and why. SE: London is the greatest city in the world. Of course NY is fabulous, but I wouldn ' t want to live there all the time. Why? Because there is no Electricity Showrooms.
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PH: That’ s great Steve but that wasn’ t the question! What do you hate about how people dress? Any style, or, for example, I fucking hate flip-flops. SE: I fucking hate the way that Essex boys dress; their shirts out, and their super tight jeans and their bare feet loafers walking around, they’ re disgusting. It makes me feel sick and unfortunately you only get packs of them, you don’ t get them in singles. It’ s the world’ s worst fucking look on the planet.
PH: Alright Steve, let’ s get down to business. What are you 1-10 in looks. SE: Ok, ready? When I was young I was a 10. Right now … I’ m a 10. Steve, just so you know no one has ever declared themselves a 10 before.
PH: Who is the coolest person in the world?
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