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‘’ We have places in London and other places that are so radicalized that the police are afraid for their own lives. We have to be very smart and very vigilant.” – Donald Trump, 2015.

Squeeze out a Trump

Yes. For it may be crowded, dirty and rife. A pickpocket or two. A giant butcher’ s knife. Dwellings with dread. A mystery ripper. 5 or more. Dead? Filth! They’ d say. Nowt like the west. Oh Tom! How’ s your Father? Leavin’ a mess. Labour, the lefties, help for the poor. Please sir, he begs. Can I have some more? Then came the bombs,‘ undreds in fact. Nowt left to see. The blitz took care a’ that. Pankhurst and her lot- the church bells of Bow. You’ re a cockney. Or so. They tell me. Break a leg! The home of the Theatre. Shakespeare’ s plays and ol’ Barbara Windsor. A tube station; a tragic loss of life. Two twins causing havoc and a‘ suicidal’ wife. Squatter’ s rights! On the Adrian Mole. Here comes a government lacking a soul The desperate, the talented, fulfilling their dreams. There lived a king and a libertine. Yet still, like now a place to call home. Religion’ s your choice, your faith is your own. Huguenots, Jews and Bangladeshi faces. Immigration is rampant in all of these places. But first let’ s be clear. No need to run, no need to fear. Your racist comments are not welcome here. For the East End is a mixture of passion. The artists, the bankers, join hands with the fashion. Those skinny jeans, that burka too. Assortment of patterns, old and new. Some say it’ s changed strayed from its roots. Hipsters taking over along with the suits. But this is the way. The East has always played. The first to find and stray from the same. Yes. For it’ s never been rich, or wealthy in nation. East London is cultured, an urban cultivation.

Bleach machine

We finally got a politician who has his own mind, Hillary is going to tell her flock it ´ s a crime. The Clintons tried once before, They got Lewinsky on all fours.
Wikileaks brought a bit of a stink
And that little mess in Iraq, She nearly had to pack.
So you like to keep The White House clean? With your bleach machine. You know as long as there’ s no leaks, You can’ t be impeached.
At least with Trump we have a gamble, Instead of the same old ramble.
Sean Pirate
Kirsty Loehr
@ Kird
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