-The-
Hot seat
with the Blue Late Special Talk Show Host, Jeff Brown
How long have you been
performing at the Comedy
Parlor?
I’ve been yelling unintelligible
nonsense at whomever passes by
on Elgin or 1st Street. Does that
count? It does? In that case, upwards of 3 years.
What’s your take on Miley
Cyrus?
I don’t know that I can talk
regarding an ongoing lawsuit, but
Miley knows whose inebriated
moves she appropriated for the
VMAs, and my attorneys and I are
expecting recompense shortly.
How do you practice hosting a
talk show?
I wake up every morning, look
right into the mirror, and ask a few
probing questions of myself, such
as, “Who the hell do you think you
are?”, “Why do you keep doing this
to yourself?”, and “You’re kidding
me, right?” The only real interview
experience I have is with my dogs,
usually regarding, “Who’s a good
girl?”, and the insightful follow-up,
“Is it you?”
What can we expect from the
Late Night Talk Show?
1) A strong dose of handsome from
myself.
2) Great guests, overflowing buckets
of chuckle, and more than a few
awkward pauses.
3) A little more bite and a little less
bark, A little less fight and a little more
spark
4) What the American Psychiatric
Association’s DSM-5 defines as “vivid,
manipulative, and substantial auditory
and visual hallucinations.”
What is your favorite
Thanksgiving dish?
I tend to KFC-Famous-Bowl-it and
lump everything together. Pumpkin pie
included.
Do you have any fond
Thanksgiving memories?
If 10 year old Jeff drops a two liter of
root beer on its cap at juuuust the
right angle, it will hit the ceiling,
maybe a great aunt on the rebound.
Pick or comb?
No man yet has constructed a tool
capable of taming my savage locks.
You’re welcome to try. . .
TULSA PROPER
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