JUMPING IN
Our interview with the new, underground pop-punk
band The Ball Pit Party. We discussed their upcoming
debut EP, Christmas EP, album, tour and much more.
[Walking in] Matty: Is that Corbin Bleu from "Jump In!"?
Interviewer: [Laughs] Oh, no. My name is Rick Kenton.
Interviewer: Nice to meet you.
Sarah: [Sings] "Nice to, meet you, where you, been?"
Interviewer: [Blinks] Alright, how about we get started.
Matty: Well, that's what we came here to do. [Chuckles loudly]
Interviewer: Okay, so how have you all been today?
Matty: Tired.
Brice: Hungry.
Sarah: Tired... and hungry. [Itches eyeball]
Andrew: [Voice muffles like the quiet girl from "Pitch Perfect"]
Interviewer: [Gawks at Andrew as he smiles]
Interviewer: So... your first gig is tonight. Feeling any pressure?
Brice: UGH! Well I wasn't until you must said that, ASSHOLE!
Interviewer: Oh! I'm very sorry, that wasn't my intention.
Brice: [Phone buzzes] Ooh! Time to top tweet that Lady Flopga.
Interview: You mean Lady Gaga?
Brice: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Yells way too loudly]
Interview: Um... alright. So, how is it that you guys have barely
made it in the business yet you've already amassed so much fame?
Matty: Are you fucking kidding? We came here to help your magazine sales and you're trying to shade? YOU'VE barely made it in the business, bud. Everyone knows about People, Billboard,
Rolling Stone... where's Trends on that list? Eat shit, you cow.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Delete the two parts above. Please don't forget!]
Interview ended as Rick quit his job and commit suicide hours later. R.I.P..