TRAVERSE Issue 08 - October 2018 | Page 87

I watch”. ’d started sleeping with a knife under my pillow when the skipper said, “I could cut you up into little pieces and throw you into the sea. I’d say you fell overboard on your night Perhaps it was because I’d had such a hellish journey to get there that I found Indonesia such a delight. I had planned to relax and enjoy the beau- tiful islands as I sailed past on my way from Malaysia to Australia. The 500cc Enfield Bullet which I’d bought three years previously in India and now could not bear to ditch would be safely tucked into the transom of the 23’ aluminium catamaran as I sipped tropical fruit juice and lazily adjusted a sail or something. As usual, led by heart and not head, I’d jumped at the offer to crew on a small yacht bound for Australia with the skipper. I would pay half the expenses and do half the work. But as the weeks of preparation went by I had serious reservations about his intentions, temper and com- petence. The weather was hot and humid. Working to convert the catamaran from twin outboards to an inboard en- gine was sticky work when I wasn’t up to my neck in water underneath the boat bolting on the propeller shaft. I’d been granted permission from the Australian authorities to temporarily import the bike but after two months and the boat still not ready, the Carnet de Passage (the Enfield’s passport) ex- pired making it impossible to land it in Indonesia. This upset the skipper who was as keen to experience motor- cycling as I was to have a try at sailing. I found the skipper unattractive and miserable. The tree-hugging, vegetar- ian pacifist he said he was, became a bellowing tyrant when things went wrong as they frequently did. What we had was a situation where the gear- box, propeller, auto-pilot, rudder and TRAVERSE 87