TRAVERSE Issue 03 - December 2017 | Page 65

of the Highlands searching in the middle of the night for the way to Lalibela. So, never take candy from strangers, look both ways be- fore you cross the street, and ... never take directions from the locals. Listen to your mother! NUMBER 1 This is Africa. The Rule of all Rules! This tends to be the default when any situation presents itself that is not going QUITE that way you think it should. Knowing that things are not easily solved like they are with Western standards is an important element in setting your mind in the correct mental space. Failure to do so will not speed up situations, instead it will cause a lot of grief, person- al drama and trauma. Repeat the mantra … T.I.A., T.I.A., T.I.A. ... THIS IS AFRICA ... and all will be fine … om Shiva, Shiva! NUMBER 3 The Streets Are The Playgrounds of The Community. There's little infrastructure in many parts of Africa and the paved road is often a novelty for the locals. The entire community uses roads for commerce, trans- porting animals, social gatherings, eating, and walking mile-after-mile finding water and bringing it back to their village. Keep your eyes closely peeled for the plethora of dis- tractions on the pavement that most villagers call home. You may be the only visitor in hours, days, weeks and the road belongs to the village, NOT you! Be prepared to share the road with others. You are just one of many, a bike amongst the camels, goats, elephants and warthogs ... and the occasional human. NUMBER 4 Beware Of Children Bearing 'Gifts'. It took me years to All other rules below are based on Rule #1! NUMBER 2 Listen To Your Mother. Heed the advice of your mother and resist the temptation to take directions from strang- ers. Albeit, it may seem like a good idea at the time, it nev- er goes the way you think it should! Asking the shepherd in the Ethiopian Highlands how far to the next city is like asking me for directions to the moon! He has no car, he has never been more than 10 kilometers from his village, and he has no knowledge of the roads and directions. It is certain that he is a nice person and very friendly, but that is not what you are looking for when lost in the dirt tracks TRAVERSE 65