96. Too many freaks… not enough circuses
There are are so many festivals this could be applied
to and even just life in general. You’ll know this if
you live in L.A along with other US cities.
According to Travel and Leisure long considered
home of the San Francisco, home of the Odd-ball
ranks below the top ranking quriky cities to which
New Orleans is bestowed that title. Fair enough.
95. Adults are just kids who owe money
Yep, been there. In fact, I’m still there. No matter how many good ideas you have and who your
friends happen to be, that student debt just hangs
around like a bad smell
82. Time is a great healer, but a lousy
beautician
There’s that moment in every young man’s life
where, after a three day adventure you emerge on a
monday morning pondering the great weekend you
had and it shows. It’s only after that strange look
the normally cute-and-chatty barista whom you get
you fix from gives you that look, you realise that
you should have gone for the Nescafe that day.
80. Give me coffee and no one will get
hurt
Please read entry 82
76. I’m out of bed and dressed… what
more do you want?
Don’t worry, we feel your pain. Your boss probably spent the weekend doing crunches at the gym
followed by dubious amounts of green magma
followed by 6 hours of mind-boggling body contortions on a yoga mat while you were still giving hugs
and contemplating the universe. And now you’re
expected to actually do something constructive.
The nerve!
68. A journey of a thousand miles begins at an ATM/Cash machine
Now is the summer of our discontent. It’s my summation that these words were first spoken by Mr
Shakespeare upon checking the balance of his
leather pouch mid-way through what would have
been the Glastonbury of his day.
66. I started out with nothing… I still
have most of it
This will hit home with many readers particularly with those that just finished college/university.
Upon receing your tax return you discover your
income exactly matched your outgoings.
But at least Facebook is free.
63. It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better
You studied, you partied, you graduated, partied
some more and now it’s time to get serious with
your career. It’s a shame your buddies never had
that epiphany as they’re still living the hedonistic
life, turning up at your house at the end of each
month because they know you have a monthly paycheck.
54. Hard work has a future payoff… laziness pays off now.
If you relate to this then you are most likely to be
one of the ‘Buddies’ from #63
47. Ambivalent? Well yes and no
Hmmm, should I take that role and Goldman Sachs
or invest in the Taco fusion food truck like my buddies suggested. What a conundrum!
03. Lead me not into temptation, I can
find it myself.
‘Nuff said.