BEFORE THE FESTIVAL
Let’s make something clear – even if the weather forecast says just a
‘chance of’ rain, your bum will get wet and brown with mud and if you
want to have a good time, you’d better soldier on with a British spirit
of acceptance. You may have heard your mother mention once during
your youth something about underwear and buses? Apply that knowledge here and pack like you’ll be changing underwear every two hours.
You wont be but having and not needing is better than...
Make sure that you cut your fingernails as removing mud from them
can be next to impossible without proper soap and a scrubbing brush
(who brings these to Glastonbury?). And, you will be eating with your
hands, so…