Transgentlemen's Club Volume 1: Issue 3 | Page 38

E a c ht o yha ss e v e ns c a l a bl epul s aonpa e r ns a nds i xl e v e l sof i n t e ns i t y , a ndI v e r yqui c k l ywa s a bl et ofig ur eoutwhi c hpa e r nsI wa n t e dt o us e , a ndwhi c hI wi l l ne v e r , e v e re v e na c c i de n t a l l yt ur non. T he ya r es an ys moot h, whi c hma k e st he mqui t e e a s yt oc l e a na nd–t ha nk f ul l y–me a nst ha tt he y ar a c tl e s spe tf ur !T hi sl i newa sr e l e a s e da sbe i ng a noponf ora ffor da bl e , butsl l g oodqua l i t y , s i l i c onev i br a t or s–s ome t hi ngt ha ti sabi tof apl us , a sal otof l e s s e x pe ns i v ev i br a t or sa r e n’ twor t h buy i ng . T hema i nf e a t ur et ha tt heL o v e l i f el i ne g a v eupi nor de rt ok e e pt het o y sa ffor da bl ei st ha t t he ya r e n’ tf ul l ywa t e r pr oof ; t he ya r es pl a s hpr oof onl y . Donots ubme r g et he mi nwa t e r , a ndbec a r e f ul t oa v oi dt hec ha r g i ngpor twhe nc l e a ni ng . T hi s qua l i t ywon’ tbeabi gde a l f ormos tpe opl e , buti s de fini t e l yi mpor t a n tt ok e e pi nmi nd. No w, ont ot hes pe c i fict o y s ! CUDDL E S pe a k i ngof t ur ni ngt het o y son, l e t ’ st a l ka bout t hec on t r ol sf orami nut e . T he r e ’ sapl us , a mi nus , a nda~s ha pei ns i det hehe a r tt ha t ma k e supt hec on t r ol s . Doy out hi nkt hepl us s i g nt ur nsi tona ndt hemi nust ur nsi toff?Nope , y ou’ r ewr ong . T ha t ’ dbet hewa v ys i g n. E a c h bu onma k e sade fini t ec l i c kwhe ny ouhi ti t , a nd, i f y ouwa n tt oa dj us tt hei n t e ns i t y , don’ t bot he rt r y i ngt opr e s sa ndhol d. I k e e pt r y i ngt ous et hi sonea sar e g ul a rdi l doi ns t e a dof t heg s potdi l dot ha ti ti s , a ndmybody s i mpl ywon’ tl e tme . Onc eI g e ti ti npl a c ea ndt he v i br aonsa r eon, mymus c l e sc l a mpdo wna r ound i t , a si f t e l l i ngmyha ndt os t opt r y i ngt ot hr us ta nd us et het o yt hewa yi twa sde s i g ne d. I ’ mt hes or t whopr e f e r st os e ej us tho wma n yus e sat o yc a n ha v eot he rt ha nt hede s i g n, a ndt heCuddl edoe s notwor ka sar e g ul a rdi l do , nora sa na na l t o y . I t ’ s de s i g ne da sag s potdi l do , a ndi ti sg ooda sone .