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Indiejava BY RTFX BREAKFAST WITH UNCLE GENE. In a most recent conversation with someone who is touring and signed to a label for over 5 years, they expressed how lost they felt as a musician in the rock genre. That, coupled with a recent video of Sebastian Bach making the classic horns and metal sign during a concert, suggesting that it wasn’t cool to do that anymore or at least way too transparent begs to ask the question was Gene Simmons of Kiss correct? Has Rock truly lost its way? We can examine this by asking a few basic questions. In the 50’s - 60’s and 70’s the establishment held a firm grip on all the media and those whole were falling in love with the rock and roll rebel- lion were considered hoods. Yes, young white men in leather jackets like Elvis were constantly arrested and considered to be a menace to society. They were suggested to be sexual deviates and were drug users. This continued through the 60’s and the emergence of the counter culture and early 70’s where rock was the staple of a growing rebellion against the establishment. Even unto the 80’s it was still an us against them mental- ity from rock and roll fans. If you noticed, every time there was a rock and roll rebellion, there was a republican president in office. You can check if you like, yet, I digress. When you attended a Metallica, Motley Crue, Guns and Roses or even Green Day show, there was an angst in the air. Bands in the 80’s hated each other. Everyone was jockeying for position to gain the brass ring and were vicious in their dealings to make sure they were the top drawing act in the area. This emotion gave the performances and music an edge that it just doesn’t have anymore. There we fights in the venue parking lots and in the hotels. Fans flipped over cars and set garbage cans on fire, got drunk off their ass and embodied everything rock was. Now, bands are nice to each other. They even help get each other gigs. WHAT? That would have never happened in the 70’s and 80’s. I am here to TELL YOU that rock HAS lost its way. You want your rock and roll back? Stop acting like a bunch of politically correct do-gooders and be an asshole sometimes, its okay, THAT IS ROCK AND ROLL! How has social media been to your campaign of Neue Regel and MSFX? MSFX: I’ve tried Twitter and Insta, but I am truly home at Facebook. I can monitor listenership and take requests easily. I even have fans tell me they are sorry when they can’t make a show in messenger. Recently I announced our 7 Year Anniversary of Neue Regel and my 80’s page admins let me know that Neue Regel is all clear for promotion and they wish us the best!! If you could give a mes- sage to your fans, what would it be? MSFX: This past year, Neue Regel alone lost 2 staff members to untimely passings. Remember and hold on to the things in your past that give you fond memories, make new friends to share them with and treat each other with respect, ALWAYS!! For Gina and PJ MSFX is a Radio Host on Neue Regel Ra- dio, every Wednesday at 7PM EST. MSFX’s Bad Hair Daze is an all 80’s ra- dio show including a request segment on Neue Regel Radio Every Wednesday at 7pm est. A Lesson in Failure By DJ Pearlman DJ Pearlman is the writer/singer/guitarist for the hard rock band, REVEL 9. He has a weekly radio show based on music he’s collected on his iPod called the Hard Rock Lunch Box where he discusses his life and dealings in and around the scene. It airs Thursdays from NooN to 2PM ES T Why would anyone listen to me? About anything, really? I was think- ing this thought not 5 minutes ago while struggling to reach a mile – a single mile – on the treadmill. I seem to have a stunning amount of advice at the ready for someone that has seemingly succeeded at very little. So is it all worthless? It sure is. And, not so much.… IWhat do we learn from failures? More than our successes, I bet. Especially in an industry like live mu- sic, where successes tend to be more about luck and timing and connections than ac- tual things people do “right”, but man… failures abound! And those failures can be avoided often times with a tablespoon of common sense and a boatload of listen- ing to good advice; advice from people that have already made the mistakes you’re about to make of extended tagging. So, enough beating you over the head about tags. How about I give you some instructions on how to tag? Even though it feels like it sometimes, I wasn’t around when the first apes appeared on Earth, but I’m certain they had to figure some stuff out when they got here. I’m will- ing to bet that one genius-level monkey didn’t just figure it all out on the first shot. You must realize that there was AT LEAST one monkey (let’s call him Bob) that ate that red berry for the very first time – you know the one that no one should ever eat because it’s poisonous? And that poor monkey got ma- jor stomach “inconveniences” for his efforts. Failure level: 77. So the next time Bob and his friends came in contact with said red berry, he probably waved those other dudes right off. And that, right there, is a lesson in failure. mean they don’t have advice for days. It also doesn’t mean that their advice can’t be even more valuable than someone that has “made it”. If I have to listen to another 20-something tell me to just “play from the heart and do it because you love it and it’ll all work out”, I’m going to smack them in their stupid beard. Most of us do that already junior, so I think I’m going to go listen to the people that have honed their craft for decades, and have made mistakes and then learned from them, and I’ll just see you in a year or two. Please try and get my coffee order right when the world is over you and all your playing “because you love it” is as meaningless as the day you said it. And yeah, add the extra shot; I’ll be up late working on rewrites. #success How does that relate to you and your band? I’m glad you asked. Just be- Later, ~dj cause someone hasn’t “made it” doesn’t For comments or questions Email: [email protected] CHRIS PRESTI MSFX MSFX’s Bad Hair Daze Page 25