Salvete omnes!
Monet Shum
NJCL Editor 2022-2023
Favorite plant: bald cypress
OFFICER VOICES · Spring 2023 · Torch: U.S.
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Nolan: "Hades, he moved to the underworld to get away from the pollen."
Rupert: "King Midas—he just seems cursed all around."
Hena: "Caracalla; he was emperor for 6 years, and pollen has 6 letters."
Shriya: "Pluto, since I imagine him as a sickly man."
Joe: "Hades, he lives in the (flowerless) underworld to escape the pollen."
Karen: "Poseidon/Neptune! He lives under the sea, and Demeter hates him."
Monet: "The hydra, it has more nostrils than average to sniff and sneeze from."
Which classical figure would have the worst spring allergies?