Tone Report Weekly Issue 106 | Page 16

excellent for faux-retro chiptunes from days gone by, and my horrid attempt at playing the Mario theme sounded like my guitar had ingested one too many magic mushrooms (whether or not that’s a good thing is entirely up to you). Oddly enough, this pedal sounded very much like a germanium fuzz with some clever EQ trickery, and I mostly attribute that t o the darker tone stack. I really loved the wall-of-sound type tones achieved with this fuzz, and with the Pinch control, the range of tones increased from warm and aggressive to spitty and unruly. This pedal is great fun for those who are fans of noise rock, and have “intergalactic sonic adventurer” written on their online dating profiles. Next, is the Fuzz Factory 7. Following the same aesthetic as the Woolly Mammoth, it features a beautiful hand-painted enclosure reminiscent of sleepy mid-town Chinese restaurants plastered in Far East “lucky charms”. The Fuzz Factory is more or less the flagship pedal in Z. Vex’s line of machines, and the Fuzz Factory 7 is really an instrument in and of itself. I almost wanted to lean my guitar against my amp, and let the feedback howl away while I tweaked to my heart’s content. Unfortunately, that wouldn’t make for much of a show on stage (although I would be thoroughly entertained). For those of you who have played a Fuzz Factory, this is a beefed up version with NOS 1956 Amperex black glass transistors (which are germanium, in case you’re curious). To be brutally honest, to me this sounds like the coveted Maestro FZ-1, which is the very first transistorized pedals ever made. Those buzzy, almost reedlike fuzz tones are here, and I must have played the “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” 16 TONE TALK // riff ad nauseam, because this is the real deal. Playing with the Gate and Comp controls produced some really interesting tonal artifacts, and this pedal was easily coaxed into self-oscillation. Just laying my guitar down, adding some delay, and rolling a slide across my strings while twiddling with the knobs provided fun for hours on end. The nine-position rotary switch is almost like an octave selector for the oscillators on a Minimoog, while the other controls coax this pedal to whisper, wallop, and whine, without even touching the guitar! To find some more musically conducive settings on this pedal, I tried some of the recommended settings provided on the instruction manual. They were great starting points, and showcased a few of the tones that this fuzz could accomplish, but I always found myself reaching for the knobs again to tweak the attack or compression. These pedals are not for everyone—people who are faint of heart and want a set-itand-forget-it type pedal may be in for disappointment. For the price, this line is for the incredibly discerning fuzz player who likes his tones pure, wild, and unadulterated. They are both finicky and have a bit of a learning curve to understand how to use them to their full potential. While most fuzzes will react to your volume control, these ones almost don’t at all, going from full-on warhammer to mousey cleans with a tiny flip of the volume, which I mainly attribute to Z. Vex’s use of gate and comp controls. If you enjoy wildly analog experimental noise-rock, and have deep pockets, this exclusive top-shelf fuzz may be exactly what the doctor ordered. Z. Vex’s Lucky 7: New Takes on Tried and True Classics