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Lifestyle W hen I was a teenager in the summer of 1981, I was smitten with the film a small budget version of the Greek tale of Perseus. The gods and goddesses were played by a list of acting luminaries, including Laurence Olivier, Ursula Andress, and Maggie Smith, with Harry Hamlin playing the handsome hero. The real star of the movie, though, was Ray Harryhausen’s stop motion animation, used to create the magnificent creatures of Greek mythology. Evidently, the movie captured more than just imagination, as it was remade with a grander budget in 2010. This time, Perseus was played by Sam Worthington, star of and an actor everyone knows but can’t necessarily name. In both films, we are supposed to root for Perseus, but, instead, I found myself most fascinated with Medusa. If you’ve seen , ever bought an item with the Versace logo, or studied Greek mythology, you know about Medusa. She’s a creature with venomous snakes for hair and so wretchedly ugly she can turn any man who looks upon her into stone. Medusa is a bit player in the odyssey of Perseus, who heroically beheads her and rids the world of one more ugly woman. However, according to Ovid, Medusa wasn’t born a monster or hatched from a devious god’s egg. She was a strikingly beautiful priestess of Athena. Poseidon, god of the seas and brother of Zeus, was overcome with lust for Athena and raped her in the middle of her own temple. If justice were to be served, Athena would confront Poseidon for his crimes, and the wicked would be punished, but this ain’t is ancient Greece! Alas, Athena knew the old saying among males, “Don’t get in a pissing match with a man who has a bigger…” I’m not finishing that sentence. This political season has been vulgar enough. So, instead, Athena takes her vengeance out upon the innocent Medusa, transforming her into a hideous reptilian form, forcing her to abandon society and live in a cave to be despised for nothing more than being hideous and unwittingly turning meter readers into statues. Athena punished Medusa in an act of misdirected retribution over being an unwilling victim of a crime perpetrated by a man because was too important to be put on trial. 25 nakedtruthmagazine.com