Getting the Schmutz Off
BENJAMIN JUSTER
Many of us have had the unfortunate circumstance of stepping in dog-doo . As soon as you recognize that you ’ ve stepped in it , the normal reaction is to sigh in frustration or to let slip some other colorful expletives . On the occasion it has happened to me , I rush to take out the garden hose to wash the shoe off completely while the dung is still fresh — I don ’ t even want the residue of it remaining . Yeah , gross , I know . But I just have to get the schmutz off before it gets tracked all over the house .
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