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ust because . . .
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America’s First Lady was out walking near the
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White House one day when she saw a young boy
who was trying to sell a litter of tiny puppies.
“My, they’re so cute,” she said.
“And they’re all Democrats,” replied the young boy.
“Is that so?” said the First Lady. “ If you still have
some left at the weekend I’m going to buy one.”
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The following weekend, the First Lady passed the
same spot and saw the boy again. He only had
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two puppies left.
“I’d like to buy one,” she said. “How much?”
“Fifty dollars each,” replied the young boy. “They’re both Republicans.”
“Wait a minute,” snapped the First Lady. “The other day you told me they were Democrats.”
“Well, yes, ma’am,” answered the boy. “But since then they have opened their eyes.”
A bus load of politicians was speeding along a country road when it crashed, ploughing into a tree
and overturning. Blood and glass was everywhere! The first on the scene was a local farmer. It
took him a few hours to dig a huge hole and bury all the politicians.
A few days later the local Sheriff was passing through when he noticed the wreckage of the bus.
The farmer explained to him what had happened.
“Were they all dead, then?” asked the Sheriff.
“Well,” the farmer replied. “ Some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians
always lie.”
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nd in a Politically correct world . . .
A man does not get lost . . . he discovers alternative destinations.
A man does not eat like a pig . . .he suffers from reverse bulimia.
A man is not lazy . . . he is energetically declined.
A man does not snore . . . he is nasally repetitive.
A man is not a male chauvinist pig . . .he has swine empathy.
A man is not impotent . . . he is procreationally disabled.
A man is not stupid . . he suffers from minimal cranial development.
A woman is not overweight . . . she is gravity enhanced.
A woman is not a bad cook . . . she is microwave compatible.
A woman is not dumb . . . she’s a detour off the information superhighway.
A woman is not easy . . .she is horizontally accessible.
A woman does not get drunk . . .she becomes verbally dyslexic.
A woman is not a shopaholic . . . she is overly susceptible to marketing ploys.
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nd finally . . . In Beijing there is a wooden sculpture of the Emperor Chung.
It’s titled Chung in Teak.
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