Thunder Roads Magazine of Oklahoma/Arkansas TRMOK AR Sept_web | Page 15

FEATURES
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a
smooth uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and....OH... MY….GOD!”
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the Captain came back on
the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if
I scared you. While I was talking to you, a Flight
Attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You
should see the
front of my pants!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger
yelled.......
For the luva Jaysus,...you should see the back of
mine, then.
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A blonde and a lawyer were seating next to each
other on a flight. The lawyer asks if she would like
to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to
take a nap, so she politely says no and turns to the
window for a nap.
The lawyer insists and explains that