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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop .
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage “ Hey Doc , want to take a look at this ?”
The cardiologist , a bit surprised , walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle . The mechanic straightened up , wiped his hands on a rag and said , “ So Doc , look at this engine . I open its heart , take the valves out , repair any damage , and then put them back in , and when I finish , it works just like new .
So how come I make $ 39,675 a year , a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ( 500 mil a year + bonuses & perks ) when you and I are doing basically the same work ?”
The cardiologist paused , smiled and leaned over , then whispered to the mechanic ….. “ Try doing it with the engine running .” ------------------------------------------------------------------- This bill collector had been calling Rhino for several months and he eventually had to block him . But one day he called from a different number and Rhino answered the phone and the collector said ;
“ Do you know as of today your outstanding bill is one year old ?” Rhino said , “ Really ? Tell it Happy Birthday !” and hung up . ------------------------------------------------------------------ How come we choose from just two people to run for President but over fifty for Miss America ? -------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------- When I was young we used to go ‘ skinny dipping .’ Now I just ‘ chunky dunk .’
16 Thunder Roads Magazine of OK / AR
WHY are they called apartments when they are all stuck together ? --------------------------------------------------------------- WHY if flying is supposedly so safe , do they call the airport the terminal ? --------------------------------------------------------------- WHY is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ? --------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool . --------------------------------------------------------------- What ’ s blue and covered with feathers ? A turkey hiding from a hunter holding its ’ breath . --------------------------------------------------------------- What do you get when you cross a turkey w an octopus ? Finally , enough drumsticks ! -------------------------------------------------------------- Two turkeys are standing in their pen shootin ’ the chit when one says “ what ’ s up w / Ed ? I saw that Farmer guy chase him all around and then put him up under his arm and walk off with him . The other turkey says , “ I think he ’ s going to the dentist . Heard Farmer say something about stuffing his cavity .” --------------------------------------------------------------- A woman is feeling totally in her “ Zen ” state of mind and says ; “ I love you ” Her husband says “ is that the wine talking ?” She seriously replies , “ I was talking to my wine ”. --------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde and a brunette are in a car and the brunette mentions that Thanksgiving falls on a Friday next year . The blonde replies ; “ Wow , I hope it ’ s not Friday the 13th .”