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A man goes into a restaurant where all the wait-
resses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very
short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What
would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu, scans her beautiful frame
top to bottom, and then answers, “A quickie.” The
waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and
asks again, “What would you like, sir?” Again the
man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,
“A quickie, please.”
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over
and slaps him across the face with a resounding
SMACK! and storms away. A man sitting at the next
table then leans over and whispers, “Um, I think
it’s pronounced ‘quiche.’”
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As a new, young MD doing his residency in OBGYN
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
A very attractive young lady in her early 30’s whom
I was performing this exam on suddenly burst out
laughing and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said...’I’m
sorry. Was I tickling you?’
She replied with tears running down her cheeks
from laughing so hard ...
‘No doctor but the song you were whistling was...
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.’
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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in
the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa are you going to
take that new Vǐagra?”
Grandpa looks at him and says, “No Johnny, I will
not.”
“But Grandpa, why?” asks little Johnny.
Grandpa replies, “Because there is no sense in put-
ting lead in your pencil if you have no one to write
to.”
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art col-
lector called and spoke to his client, “Saul, I have
some good news and some bad news.”
I met with your wife today, and she informed me
that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she
thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million and I
think she could be right.”
Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is
a brilliant businesswoman!
You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle
the bad news. What is it?”
The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you with
your Personal Assistant.
I was standing at the bar at th