Dear people who type in all lowercase…..
We are the difference between helping your
Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle
jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital Letters.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------Things That Make You Go WTF?
WHY do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while so-called healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the register right by front door?
WHY do people order double, bacon cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a Diet Coke?
WHY do banks leave mammoth vault doors wide open and
then chain the pens to the counters?
WHY do we always take a dump, then stand up and turn
around and scope it out?
WHY do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
WHY do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight?
WHY can’t most women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
WHY don’t you ever see the headline; ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
WHY is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
WHY is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
WHY do Politicians always talk about equality when our entire
political system is structured to pit us against each other with
two major sides?
WHY is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
WHY is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
WHY isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
WHY didn’t Noah swat those damn, last two mosquitoes?
WHY do they sterilize the needle and the arm when prisons do
lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes?
WHY don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
WHY don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
WHY are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
WHY if flying is supposedly so safe, do they call the airport the
terminal?
WHY in a 3,000 sq. ft. home, if there’s one fly in the entire
house, it’s buzzing around you
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throughout the entire day?
WHY is it if you go grocery shopping when hungry you end up
spending twice the amount of money on food you can’t eat till
you get home?
Good reasoning to stop and grab a burger before going to the
grocery store.
Why is it some people will go sky-diving and love it but refuse
to get on a commercial plane as a passenger and fly?
Why is the word conundrum so fun to say?
Fact: Life is Short, but laughter goes a Long way.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------A woman was patiently trying to help her husband set up his
new computer. He however was acting annoyed and impatient.
She told him to choose a password for security purposes.
He made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by
stating each letter out loud as he typed: P...E...N...I...S
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
Password Rejected. Not Long Enough.
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April 2016
Thunder Roads Magazine® Colorado 33