An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland , arrived at the casino .
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars on
a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m
completely nude .” with that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, “Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed. “Yes! Yes! I won , I won !”
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb-founded .
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know - I thought you were watching.”
Moral of the Story:
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men!
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t
even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was
worth.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him.
He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young,
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days… all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows!
He’s like a mating machine!
I don’t know what was in them pills the Vet gave him..........
but they kinda’ taste like peppermint.
Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in
St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when
he walks into a room,
everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he
walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows thei r head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, “Well....?”
She proudly replies, I have a daughter,
Slim & Tall
Extra Long Legs that go all the way up to form perfectly round
buttocks.
44 D Breasts
24” Waist and
34” Hips
When she walks into a room, people always say,“ JEEESUS!!”
Was in the Texas Rose Road House bar last night after riding my
bike all day.
Just sitting there waiting for a beer, remembering all the good
events of the day’s ride, when a butt-ugly, big ole’ drunk heifer
came up behind me.
She slapped me on the ass,....hard.
She hollered out really loud for the whole bar to
hear.
“Hey cowboy, how bout’ givin’ me your number!
I looked at her and yelled out,
“Have you got a pen?”
She said, “I surely do, sweet cheeks.”
I yelled back, just as loud, “Well, you better get back into it before
the Farmer notices you’re
missing.”
* (I guarded my manhood, but my dental surgery
is on Friday.)
www.thunderroadscolorado.com
May 2015
Thunder Roads Magazine® Colorado 33