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and I‟m conscious of time, so… The next time someone uses the word “deep” as a meaningless prefix, unless I can learn to sleep with my eyes open, I‟m stuffed; and if they ask me to “drill down deeper” into a 10 page 10 point spreadsheet or attend a workshop with no benches or use a toolkit with no tools Or. If. They. Read. Through. Every. Single. Word. On. Their. 30. Page. Powerpoint. Presentation. Before spending an hour in explanation, then I‟ll drill deep down into their soggy skulls in pathetic rage like Michael Douglas in Falling Down, go on a baffled rampage, tear up their agendas, spray the room with bullet points, throw out all their handouts, crush their rich tea biscuits in their face; not exactly Scarface, I know, But I‟m conscious of time, so… Any other business? 57