Barker Who Is 10 Feet Tall
Now here stands a real man, entrepreneur with cash in hand
Always asked me for a song about he, so now I’m finally obliging
He’s an archangel who’s seen the face of God
And it should be common knowledge, that he’s always right and you’re always wrong
And he always told me what I should be, and all this time I should’ve seen
He was waiting by a lively tree, set me free Reverend Ricky
Barker who is 10 feet tall
Doesn’t seem from this world at all
Wants to be a witness to the fall
Of all the sinners big and small
Now this man of God should be given credit where credit is due
His devoted mother gave him away young with his siblings, it’s true
And I don’t hold it against a man with methods so twisted and unsound
Cause after all, I’m one of the little people, so low to the ground
Barker who is 10 feet tall
Is a philosopher and knows it all
Always wanted to be rich
And now he’s gone and flipped a switch
Barker who is 10 feet tall
Is just a victim one and all
And says if we just pretend harder
Then we too can be martyrs
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