The Voice Issue 5, Summer 2010 | Page 8

THE ANGRY LARY Feeling those everyday frustrations get the better of you? Need to get something off your chest before you explode? Well this is the place to do it. It’s our new soapbox section – our chance to have a bit of a rant. It’s all in good spirits though. We’re not looking to change the world – just draw attention to those bits of the world that don’t quite make sense! My biggest impairment And one more thing legislation-setters: I’ve got another case to argue – only problem is, I haven’t got much of a voice to argue it with! Doesn’t that count for something? Shouldn’t the fact that I can’t hold a normal conversation with anyone count as a day-to-day impairment. This month, our angry lary wants to talk about disability... They say I’m not disabled, but what do they know? Here’s my issue. According to the disability legislation, you’re only classed as disabled if you have a physical or mental impairment which causes a long term adverse effect in carrying out normal day to day activities: • • • • Being able to feed yourself Taking care of your personal hygiene Shopping Walking Shouldn’t the fact that I can’t hold a normal conversation with anyone count as a day-to-day impairment? Well, let’s see. What about showering? (Don’t worry I’m well washed today – but I’m a bit more tentative around water than I used to be.) Thanks to products form Countrywide I can shower – but it’s a much more serious occupation than it used to be – not to be undertaken lightly. Certainly I couldn’t do it without having the right equipment to hand. And don’t get me started on swimming. With full scuba gear, I might just about be able to manage the breast stroke – but that might make me a look a bit ungainly at the local baths. 8 THE VOICE | Summer 2010 I find it hard to engage with my close friends and family in the same way that I used to. That, to me, certainly feels like a serious impairment. Suppose I need to contact the emergency services. Would they be able to understand me? Would they be able to deliver the assistance I needed? Well, maybe if they had half an hour to spare and were prepared for a bit of heavy breathing along the way. But seriously, I’m really not sure they could. Shouldn’t the fact that I couldn’t ask for help count as an impairment? Surely anyone with a serious