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Female partner wanted for Male trachi
Loving male with lots of love to give would like
to meet female for holidays, days out etc. I can
see us now, walking hand in hand along the sea
shore with our suction pump on a lead, relaxing
and watching the sun go down, sipping our ensure
cocktail. Whispering sweet nothings through
our nebuliser masks. Exploring each other with
care, making sure we don’t get our peg tubes
tangled. Waking in the morning to the sound of
the sea lapping against the shore, the sea gulls
gulling overhead and the throbbing of that bloody
nebuliser again. I could swim out to sea, coming
out all covered in seaweed, my scars blue-green
with the cold, swimming aid hanging from my neck
and the kids screaming – “Mummy, it’s the man
from Atlantis”.
So if you are under 45, female and have a pulse
then please get in touch.
Anon.
Ed: Who could resist an offer like that?
Last summer’s Star Letter winner writes!
Thank you for printing my letter in the Spring
Edition. I’m sending you a photo that my husband
took of me sitting outside our new summer house
which replaces our old greenhouse. I am wearing
the cardigan that I bought with the vouchers that
I love.
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the programme Larkrise to Candleford that was
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