BEST OF THE REST
"Don't blame it on the Biscan, don't blame it on the Hamann, don't blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet."
Sung by Liverpool fans to the tune of 'Blame it on the Boogie' by the Jackson 5, after Djimi 'Wobbly Legs' Traore scored an own goal against Burnley in the FA Cup.
"Bernt Haas! I've gone and Bernt my Haas. I've gone and Bernt my Haas. I've gone and Bernt my Haas. Bernt Haas..."
West Bromwich Albion fans at The Hawthorns clearly loved the name of their former Austria defender. : ''
"If you love Golden Wonder, clap your hands."– Peterborough fans get imaginative as they cheer for a Crisp brand...against Leicester at The Walkers Stadium
'Lets Pretend, Lets Pretend, Lets Pretend we scored a goal - Cue Mass cheering & celebration - Aston Villa fans decide that actual goals aren't required to have a good time.
" He's Bald '' " He's Shit " " He plays when no-one's fit "" Pascal Cygan .... Pascal Cygan " - Just because you may play for a team doesn't mean you wont get stick from your own fans...as Cygan found out during his time at the Gunners.
Fat Eddie Murphy, Your just a fat Eddie Murphy - Chelsea Legend Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink had this one sung at him whereever he went. so famous did it become he even clapped and smiled on occasions.
You've got to file file file file file for divorce - Opposition fans directed this rework of Cheryl Cole's smash hit 'Fight for your Love' at Chelsea left back Ashley Cole following the demise of the his relationship with her.
'John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew.' - Aston Villa fans after their striker was caught in a gentlemen's club.
"Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas!" - Scotland fans made this threat against Italy’s cuisine in a FIFA World Cup qualifier in March 2007.
"He's tall he's mad, He dances like your dad Peter Crouch" - The lanky England & Stoke forward has gained quite the repuation for his dance moves, a fact many a fan like to remind him.
"Can you tell us, Can you tell us, can you tell us if we score..!" - Heard during a game which saw thick fog cover the pitch, away fans couldn't see there team who were shooting in the opposite goal so kindly asked to be informed of any joy.
In a game against Everton, Middlesbrough fans showed both creativity and good humour despite the team taking a drubbing....as you can see they never gave up hope, well maybe a little at the end:
Everton go 1-0 up...''Stand up if you'll take 2-1, stand up if you'll take 2-1''...
Soon it's 2-0.....''Stand up if you'll take 3-2, stand up if you'll take 3-2''...
Then 3-0...''Stand up if you'll take 4-3, stand up if you'll take 4-3''.....
A 4th is scored....''Stand up if you'll take 5-4 stand up if you'll take 5-4''....
After the 5th Everton goal fans realised a win was unlikely so changed the tune...
''Stand up if you'll takea draw, stand up if you'll take draw''... talk about not losing faith!