Punny Puns
1.) A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar tender here?”
2.) This girl said she recognized me from some vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
3.) New corduroy pillows are making headlines.
4.) Dijon vu? That’s the same mustard from before.
5.) What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
6.) When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
7.) I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but I couldn’t find any.
8.) Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
9.) When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
10.) I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn’t click.
11.) The cross-eyed teacher was fired when he could never control his pupils.
12.) I used to be addicted to soap, but I’ve been clean for several months.
13.) I relish the fact that you mustard the courage to ketchup with me.
14.) Smaller babies are delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
15.) The recent crime in a city parking garage was wrong on so many levels.
-Danica M.
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