When I set out to unearth the answers of the most controversial and important issues that we as a planet face today, I knew I could turn to only the greatest legend Earth has to offer. As she is a wise, talented, and brilliant young mind, I was certain that none but the lady of whom I speak could illuminate the knowledge the human race seeks and bring an end to our endless thirst for truth. I give you…Betty Ben Dor! Continue through this all-inclusive enchiridion, and you will experience true enlightenment as Betty takes the world through the questions we have been asking since the dawn of time. This is: How Betty Sees It.
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My Quest for the Solution
How do you feel about the beginning time for elementary, middle, and high schools?
Betty: middle school should be later. So we can sleep, because the world needs sleep. Everyone always falls asleep during first period. I think the starting time for elementary school is fine. I’d make middle school a bit later, maybe starting at 8:30.
Betty Decrees Our Schedule
Fashion: Everything Trendy Outlined By Betty
Explain your position on current fashion trends at VFMS.
Betty: UGGs are overrated. Too many people have UGGs. Everyone’s just like, “Oh, let’s all wear the same clothes.” There are too many people wearing the same clothes.
What are girls wearing right now?
Betty: That company…Lululemon, or something.
What about boys?
Betty: I feel like eighth grade guys decided to stop dressing like slobs. Is that just me? They’re wearing collared shirts every day to school. Before, it was wrinkled, unlaundered shirts.
Evaluate your peers: how mature do you think your peers really are on a scale from one to ten?
Betty: It depends. Some people are at a five…some people are at an eight…some people are at a three.
The Final Judgment: Betty Lays Down The Law About Her Peers