The new pigs bladder football was released this week, and now features tougher strings, and is 4.3% less likely to explode upon impact with the ground or you!
That's only a 43% chance now!
Mr Blad Pig, age 24, is the inventor of this new, hugely successful type of pig bladder!
We interviewed him and he stated that "With 7 pieces of string tied together to make one thin rope, and tied in the weakest places of the bladder, the bladder is firmer, and can succumb to more wear, before finally exploding.".
He has also invented a one week 'warranty' for this product, meaning that if it explodes in one week of purchase, the shop has to pay you 1D.
However, this system has a flaw, being that there is no way of knowing if someone has bought it within one week or not, save the shopkeeper's memory, which means the shopkeeper can pretend that it was bought earlier.
By Ort Spo
Football League Tables
Team Name
Score
Games played
London United
Norwich FC
Newcastle
Bristol
Coventry
York United
Exeter
Salisbury FC
Canterbury
7
4
6
2
8
1
3
5
3
9
6
7
3
8
2
4
7
5