Did you know that the government recently put an invisible shield in the sky, so that there is no snow in Jonesboro.
Did you know that we really have been to mars but no one knows it.
Did you know if you walk on the right side of the hall it will feel like you get to your destination faster.
If you dance in the gym you will find money under your pillow when you get home from school.
The answer to all of Mr. Vestal's quizzes is C B C B D and repeat.
The Torch magazine and associates are not to blame when you fail a test you're the one who took the advice from a gossip column.