UPDATE PSA 12:55:54/// I found my lil' specs. I accidentally stuck em' in the microwave when I took my soup out.
Don't sit by weirdos at the movie theaters skeeters or they'll dance. (EW nasty, not polite to a ticket buyer like me.)
Now I got a fun fact for y'all to put in your noggin and keep it for the rest of your sad lonely lives. Wanna know what color your chickens eggs will be? Check their earlobes.
Today, my two bestest friends shot the burnt orange round thing into hoopsand I am deeply sorrowed that I, net shootin champian back in my days, weren't even invited to shoot the baskets. I ain't givin 'em anymore tips on how to knock people down on the court! I quit basketball after they renamed our mascot from the gophors to the moles. Nobody likes Moles!
Until next time, Love you skeeters and remember don't be a mole!