The Stained Glass Quarterly Winter 2014 | Page 8

From the Editor’s Desk: Picture This One of the things I like least about my job is having to reject an article submitted for consideration for publication. Sometimes, the article is just not a good fit for the magazine; sometimes it is because a given topic has been covered very recently. Most frequently, though, it is because the photographs that accompany the article are just not any good. computer-based Nikon camera with lens gyroscopes and anti-grav. Use a tripod. I don’t care if you’ve done laboratory tests and discovered that you can take rocksolid handheld pictures down to an eighth of a second (and, yes, I did hear someone make that exact claim once.) Use a tripod. I don’t even care if your parents lived near a nuclear power plant and you were born with three legs and so can act as your own tripod.... Use a tripod. Articles with bad photography are not rejected outright... at least, not if that is the Have you got another excuse for not using sole reason the article is not a good fit for a tripod? I don’t want to hear it... unless it The Stained Glass Quarterly. I contact the involves being born with three legs. That person who submitted the article, explain one would be worth hearing. Or if it’s realthe problem with the pictures, and invite Deacon Richard H. Gross, MTS ly, really creative. Then I want to hear it, them to submit new photographs so that The dalmatic I am wearing in this picture was an ordination gift from the SGAA Board. but it changes nothing: use a tripod. the article can be considered again. Less than half of the people given such an When 100 people take a stained glass tour option choose to take it. Most — slightly and many of them have cameras that are newer, nicer, and more more than half — never respond. I wonder how many of them expensive than mine and yet I consistently take better pictures, simply despair of being able to take good pictures of their work? guess why that is.... Interestingly, there are a few each year who try to convince me I’m the only one who shows up with a tripod. that I’m wrong and that the pictures are actually good. Their argument usually centers around either “Well, they look fine on my Seriously, use a tripod. When in Germany, verwenden Sie ein screen” or “They looked okay in the local newspaper.” And both Stativ. In Paris, Utilisez un trépied. On Kronos, tripod yIlo'. statements may be very true; however, neither one qualifies as any On the Internet: srsly. use one lolz i’m srs . I sort of proof that the photograph is printable in a magazine. don’t want to sound like I’m flogging a dead horse, but I do