The Soultown! Volume III: Issue 7 JULY 2019 | Page 27
WHAT’S REALLY GOOD?
MOTHER WIT
Things my folks told me about life
WATERLOO, IA - “Mother wit” consists of old
sayings that many folks from my generation grew
up hearing from their parents and other elders. It
often came as a cautionary tale or a bit of wisdom
to address a specific problem or a reminder that
you’re never as clever as you might think.
I thought that my folks’ ‘mother wit’ sayings
were either country, or corny, or both; but the
older I got, the more value I saw in their wisdom.
Here are a few of my favorites:
• “Whether you think you can or think you can’t,
you’re right!” My folks were big on encouragement
to reach for goals that might seem impossible. At
the same time, they also emphasized the power
of positive thought, not pessimism. They felt that if
you believed you could do something, there was a
greater likelihood that you would at least try.
• “All it takes is a made-up mind” was a follow-up
statement to let you know that the power to make
change was in your hands.
• “I ain’t been no fool since my head was no bigger
than a cherry”. This was one of my mother’s favorites;
it literally meant that she hadn’t been a fool since
BOOMSHAKALAKA!
before she was born, so don’t even
think about trying to play her! It was
her way of telling us that we couldn’t
put anything over on her. If you had a
weak excuse for not doing something,
she’d say “I can run backward with
that same stick you’re trying to walk
with.”
My father had a few pearls of ‘mother
wit’, too. If a comment or complaint he
heard from you sounded like peer
pressure -- or like you were worried
about what others thought -- he’d
be quick to drop this knowledge on you: “What
SOMEBODY ELSE eats don’t send YOU to the
toilet”. I censored Daddy’s statement a bit, but the
message remains the same: don’t be so influenced
by what other people think because it doesn’t affect
you.
When it came to love advice, my father had a
saying I always thought was hilarious, because it
was so “country”, and so straightforward. If you liked
someone you were too shy to approach because you
were unsure if they felt the same way, Daddy had this
advice: “You can’t eat the hog’s head if you’re scared
of its eye”. I didn’t get it at first, but he was saying that
to pursue any challenge -- career, relocating, further
education, or finding out whether affection is mutual
-- you can’t let fear or uncertainty stand in your way.
This last saying [also censored] is one both my
parents insisted we heed: “Don’t let your mouth
write a check that your backside can’t cash”; don’t
let words get you into situations you aren’t prepared
to back up.
I appreciate the timeless ‘mother wit’ and wisdom
my folks shared. Having shared it with my own family,
I hope the tradition will continue with them!
I am Chaveevah, author of What’s Really
Good in The Soultown International Magazine.
I’d like to thank my family for having SOUL! ,
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Learn more about Chaveevah Ferguson at http://
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