Banquet Dirt
The Benefit has come and gone, but the night was one we all aren’t likely to forget anytime soon. All the white ladies showed up with their perfect dress and perfect hair and their perfect husbands. But, there was one white lady that caught everyone’s eye.
Miss Celia Foote!!
She is married to Mr. Jonny Foote (Miss Hilly’s old boyfriend) and was wearing a pink ball gown that left nothing to the imagination. All those white men were staring and their wives were not happy! Evidently Miss Celia did not get the memo about dressing modestly! After about 3 or 4 drinks she was the laughing stock of the benefit. Oh, but that isn’t the good part! The best was when Miss Celia was trying to get on Miss Hilly’s good side and explain the Celia’s husband Jonny didn’t cheat on Hilly with her. But, Hilly did not want to talk to Miss Celia. So Miss Celia grabbed Miss Hilly’s arm to keep her there so she could explain, but when Miss Hilly tried to walk away Miss Celia ripped Miss Hilly’s cuff off of her auburn dress!! Oh boy, was Miss Hilly mad. But, we all probably are thinking it…she had that coming! As much as we hate waiting hand and foot on those white people, we get a front seat to the crazy show when the benefit comes around!!
Provided by: Minny Jackson
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