The Scoop WINTER 2018-2019 | Page 76

23. Why can’t people spell my name right?

24. Why can’t people read or write properly?

25. Why do we study for SATs or ACTS?

26. Why do we go to college?

27. How do we become famous?

28. What will happen when we die?

29. Can I die by doing nothing?

30. Why do people love watching Netflix?

31. Why do we go to the movies?

32. Why do we eat?

33. Why do we let animals go extinct?

34. Why does Nicole enjoy us doing the 65 question challenge?

35. Why does the government exist?

36. Why is Nicole eating a lollipop?

37. Why is everybody traveling?

38. What would the world be without gravity?

39. Why did God create the sun and the moon?

40. Why do we live in a house?

41. How did people come up with colors?

42. Why does everyone suck?

43. Why is water transparent?

44. Is water wet or dry?

45. Why is the pencil dark?

46. Why do people have straight hair?

47. Why do cars exist?

48. Why can’t we live in the ocean?

49. Why do we wake up early?

50. What do you see?

51. What is music?

52. Why do we have to go to the hospital?

53. Why do people have to have names?

54. Why are humans so childish?

55. Why do people smoke?

56. Why do we go to stupid parties?

57. Why do we have relationships with other people?

58. What is love?

59. If I text you, does it mean that I like you?

60. Why do one-night stands always end up wrong?

61. Why can’t I marry my sister?

62. Why can’t we just live forever?

63. Why do we celebrates holidays or halloween?

64. Why can’t we get free stuff on Black friday?

65. Why are there so many languages or dialects?

66. Why are there 26 letters in the alphabet?

67. Did the chicken come first or the egg?

68. Do I still have a nightmare if I sleep during the day?

69. Why do we say “like” so much?

70. Why are we so lazy?

71. How can anyone see when love is blind?

72. Is it even a secret when you tell someone and ask them to be quiet about it?

73. Telekinetic or telepathy?

74. Fire or water?

75. Is it an eggroll if I rolled an egg?

76. Why can’t people spell “you’re” correctly?

77. Is it music when you play one note consecutively?

78. How can we ever be clean if there are always micro-organisms?

79. Can money grow on trees?

80. Isn’t it ironic how SAT is actually taken on a saturday?

81. Why is the Earth NOT flat?

82. Why are we always tricked by people’s appearances?

83. Is it possible to see someone’s brain if I stare at them long enough?

84. If yawns are contagious, is it a disease?

85. Is it even a challenge when you can do it easily?

If a Ditto changes its appearance, are you being catfished?

Why is there a pokemon based off of trash bags?

Why is “once in a blue moon” a saying when the moon is never blue?

What is 1+1?

If I stay inside all day and come out at night, am I a vampire?

Is it legal to put your garbage in your neighbor’s garbage can?

Why is a building called “building” if it’s already built?

My cat has night vision, so do I have night vision too?

Will humans be able to walk on the sun in 10 years?

Can we check out what’s inside the black hole?

How can we stop a stopwatch when time always go forward?

I took my dog to the Arctic, is he an Arctic wolf now?

If I travel from the North Pole to the South Pole and back up again, did I just travel around the world?

Why is there no E in the grading system?

How long do I still have to think up questions?

How far are we from 65 questions?

Can you do the math for me?

Since humans can conduct electricity, am I Zeus?

Can I make a milkshake if I shake my gallon of milk?

If I add spice in my food, is it spicy now?

Is it illegal to take the last cookie?

Are we there yet?

Can I get a fruit punch by punching fruits?

Why isn’t a lemon called yellow when an orange is called orange?

If I plant a $1 into the soil, water it, and wait for 100 days, do I get $100?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

Why do we call it “booking” when we don’t use a book?

Why is dry ice dry when ice is made out of water?

Why is it ironic that “difficult” is harder to spell when the word “hard” exists?

Why are you even reading this?

Why can’t a cup hold a gallon of water?

If my last name is Lopez, am I Jennifer Lopez’s long lost cousin?

IF a blanket is made of ice, is it still a blanket?

If I make a cartoon in Japan, is it still anime? (IDK about this one)

IF we originated from Africa, why aren’t we all African?

Are glasses the combination of two monocles?

Why do catholic schools teach science

If I break a computer’s neck and stand, is it a laptop?

Why can’t we call bad words “good words”

Why is Nicole making us do this?

Why are we writing about someone you probably don’t know”

Why can’t I just write this as a question?

Why is the color red not a shade of orange?

I write something random and add a question, can this count as one of the 65 questions?

If I put 88 house keys in a line, do I have a piano?

Yes?

NO?

If I learn to fly, am I a bird?

Why is it illegal to cut of a mattress’ tag?

Why do the cops come after me if I steal a car?

Why is “To be, or not to be” the question?

If someone watches anime, are they still human?

When does Pokemon Go stop?

Why do goats defy gravity?

Can dogs go meow?

Does the week start on Sunday or Monday?

Does Starbucks use a Star’s money?

If I break a bike in half, do I have a unicycle?

Can I put a stick on a horse’s forehead and call it a unicorn?

Is a bus just a fat car?

If I break part of Antártica and keep it in a freezer forever, will it melt because of global warming?

Squawk squawk meow meow?

Is a snail just a cool slug?

Why is Iron “Fe”

If I live below sea level, am I underwater?

If schools don’t allow weapons, then why do we bring anything at all?

If I delete the internet, will I lose all my Instagram followers?

What continent is Central America part of?

If Mexico and Canada are in North America, are Mexicans and Canadians also American?

Why can’t I just grow another limb?

Do cells speak english?

If jaywalking is illegal, then does that mean I can’t take my Blue Jay out for a walk?

Why is fast food called fast

Why is a lot of 80’s music relatable with every mood?

IF dwarf planets aren’t planets, then why are neutron stars still considered stars?

Why does burnt hair smell so bad?

If I bite my nails, am I shortening my lifespan?

Do Dodos taste good?

Which is smarter: Monkeys or Gorillas?

If yellow is a primary color then why is green used more?

Why are surge protectors called surge protectors when they’re mostly used as a way of getting more power sockets?

Why don’t I get infinite energy when connecting a power surge to itself?

Why are coords always tangled?

Why are socks and sandals bad?

Why doesn’t string cheese come in strings?

Why hasn’t my fortune key fortune come true?

Would a cold fire still burn you?

What’s the difference between a small lake and big pond?

Why are there very little pink houses?

What’s the chance of causing a car crash with a fruit fly?

What happens when the world runs out of movie ideas?

What would happen if Elsa didn't let it go?

Was it cool to make the first tribes?

What in music makes people want to dance?

What was the first instrument?

Why is the world round and not flat?

Why can’t people love animals?

Why do we have to choose between dogs and cats?

Why can’t I sleep forever?

What questions do you have?