were collected from excavation sites worldwide. Notable specimens include the type specimen of the chimpanzee itself, Daniel Thompsett (the type specimen for H. sapiens var. plagiaristic bastard), and James Bell, whom I kindly donated to be the type specimen for H. sapiens. Finally, God (Homo prosapiens) was collected, with great difficulty.
What do these fossils tell us?
Human beings are, in evolutionary terms, closely related to chimpanzees.
Where to store them?
Obviously, by definition the discovery of every transitional form has resulted in an infinite number of specimens. Indeed, it quickly became apparent to the scientists working on the project that the whole world and everything in it (and of course, outside it) is made entirely out of human/chimpanzee transitional fossils, skeletons and other remains. Storing an infinite number of items in an infinite number of formalin jars and cabinets has become an even more intriguing problem than that of finding all the specimens in the first place. The only logical solution has been to store everything at the edge of the universe, where continual expansion will allow infinite storage space. Incidentally, following this procedure James Bell's body set the human record for the furthest travelled from Earth; a record that can never be beaten.
References
1. Parker, D., Wainman, C., Yarlett, R., 2015, 'Complete descriptions of ∞ human transitional forms', Faithless Research Letters, 24(3), 234-∞.
2. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882
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