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At last, Volume VII, Issue 2 has arrived! While we may have been slow to release Issue 2 this year, you can rest assured that SJIS has not been laying idle. With funds somewhat low, we made a directed effort to win some scientific prize money, which we did by winning the Nobel Prize, as well as the Millenium Prize, and there is more in the pipeline. However, after some unfortunate investment mishaps (detailed in these pages), we find ourselves in the unfortunate situation of announcing that until further notice, this is the last issue to be published by SJIS.
The science has flowed from the collective mind of SJIS in the same way that a bullet flows from a gun. We strongly believe such incredibly fast advances in science should not be held back for any reason. Nevertheless, this is not conducive to a sustainably profitable business, so we hope you will understand our decision to, for the time being, lay low. Who knows, maybe until we return the gap in the market will be filled by a competitor. We welcome this wholeheartedly - bring on the new science - unless Daniel Thompsett wrote it in which case give us half an hour to debunk it.
But let us not end on such a negative tone - for this is as high quality an issue as we have ever published. Real bosoms on full display this time (we hold back our 'sexy' as much as we hold back our science), and the usual record breaking, mind blowing, cutting edge discoveries.
Phil Burchell
Supreme-Editor-in-Chief
In this Issue
2: Welcome
3: Sexy Science
3: Picture Competition
4: Scientific Method
4-6: News
5: Ask the Editors
6: Fungus Zone
7-9: Original Research
7: Nobel Prize
8: Entymology
9: Fashion
10-11: Correspondence
10-11: Scientist in the Spotlight
Burchell, P