The Sandbag Times Issue No:31 SBTIssue31 | Page 10

 Bricks, Mortar, Paper and Rotweillers Another report from the world of the SBT & Osteopathic Ken Howdo Baggers! I’m going to bore you with another sponsors update because Pablo told me I had to, and if I don’t get it done he’ll be a pestering sod! Well, me and Ken had our much needed holiday in sunny (and, boy, it WAS sunny) Fuerteventura but it seems like it was ten months ago now, not merely two, we can’t quite believe it’s all over and categorised as another memory *Sighs* It begs the question is it actually worth going on holiday because it’s over and photos before you can say Tommy Atkins, plus, you are fatter on your return and never quite seem to “get back to normal”, horrifyingly this is why I think I may be 25 stone in about 5 years time! Oh, and we’ve finished the building project we were working on – it’s taken twice as long as intended and cost twice as much as planned (isn’t that always the way). I have thanked God profusely that it’s FINALLY over and I NEVER want to do another building project again. Ever. I doubt Ken will learn though - but he has to realise he can’t work two full time jobs indefinitely. Especially at his age. As you know, because you can see and feel it we did get Issue 29 made flesh, and will continue on real live paper. Personally, it’s | 10 seems a far superior experience to read the printed word on paper, as opposed to the printed word on a screen – maybe it’s old fashioned but give me a tatty but tangible, page-ripped, bath-ruined book over a lifeless Kindle any day. Hopefully you, dear readers, will also enjoy the weighty tome as opposed to squinting at a mobile screen and getting eye wrinkles, and maybe you’ll collect it and pile it up in the corner of your bedroom - just like you did with Smash Hits in the 80’s. By the way, Issue 29’s proceeds are going towards helping the Chennai Six. Future issues will, as planned, go towards helping homeless veterans and those in the custody system – but no one seems to be bothered about the Six and Pablo is trying to highlight their plight so they can at least take heart that someone is fighting their corner - and there’s no one more tenacious to have in your corner than our Rotwieller Pablo I can assure you! There are plenty of exciting things afoot for the SBT future episodes, never fear!! Anyway, back to work booking people in for Ken to maul about, osteopathically, of course. Jax & Ken xx www.sandbagtimes.co.uk