"We are not a super market but they want our players because they know we can't pay them the same money" - Kloppo
A pretty confusing moment took place in La Manga on 12th of January. Some "fans" were shouting to Reus, but he didn't respond. Why? Because the one they were calling Reus was Marvin Ducksch actually.
I don't know what the F where they doing there, at Borussia Dortmund's training camp, when they couldn't even recognize 2 different Dortmund players. If they weren't BVB fans actually, but fans of Barcelona or whatever, why did they want photos and signings from Reus? Maybe because they heard he's popular these days, but they didn't even take the time to check how this "Reus" actually looks.
But I'm a nice guy, so I've decided to make a tutorial and at the same time make these plastic fan's life easier, so you don't have to google Marvin and Marco's names anymore!
They have very complicated names and you need pretty much to know how to read and tap on your keyboard so you can properly tap their name in the google search bar. Also, you have to open 2 tabs, and it's very complicated to switch tabs so you can see their photos almost at the same time. I understand I can't ask that to some people, but no need to worry about that anymore, that's why I'm here!